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dick-rider-dave-strider:

dick-rider-dave-strider:

grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs

i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

kitten-burrito:

mamasam:

kabetown:

  • soothe your boobs
  • de-stress your breasts
  • undo the calamity that is your mammaries
  • adjust your bust before it combusts

I also like:

  • give that chest a rest
  • hakuna your tatas

don’t have a rack attack

daggyderp:

toastdurr:

lotoflivingtodo:

typac:

no thank you

GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT

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poopflow:

IM PISSING

baggyvowels:

Moment of appreciation for Sollux’s taste in adorable girls that are absolutely off their proverbial rockers. 

sailorspine:

herspanic:

the slayage 

So funny story about this character. When I was young I got really confused watching watching this character because I wanted to know wether it was a boy or a girl, I was little I didn’t mean to offend anyone. So it made me upset ad I asked my dad one day if he was a boy then why was he wearing girls clothes and if it was a girl ten why did they have facial hair. So my dad watched the t.v show with me for a bit and concluded with a “Tiffaney sometimes people want to be both a boy and a girl, sometimes girls can be boys and boys can be girls. And that’s cool because that’s what they want to do”.

sailorspine:

herspanic:

the slayage 

So funny story about this character. When I was young I got really confused watching watching this character because I wanted to know wether it was a boy or a girl, I was little I didn’t mean to offend anyone. So it made me upset ad I asked my dad one day if he was a boy then why was he wearing girls clothes and if it was a girl ten why did they have facial hair. So my dad watched the t.v show with me for a bit and concluded with a “Tiffaney sometimes people want to be both a boy and a girl, sometimes girls can be boys and boys can be girls. And that’s cool because that’s what they want to do”.

redglarestuck:

fayghost:

youreallybuttermybiscuit:

Totally True Homestuck Fact #1010: Terezi can magically grow eyebrows when threatened.

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MOMO WHAT ARE YOU DOING, HOLY SHIT

delirioussoprano:

Madoka walks into a bar and hits her head.

She apologizes at once to the bar.

Sayaka walks into a bar and hits her head.

To be fair, she cuts the bar in half in the name of justice.

Homura walks into a bar and hits her head.

Crap. Gotta go back in time now.

Kyoko walks into a bar and hits her head.

She eats the bar.

Mami walks into a bar and hits her head.

Haha. Just kidding.

zodiacsociety:

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eloneth:

Happy prerelease! xoxoxo

eloneth:

Happy prerelease! xoxoxo

charmedsevenfold:

*tips fedora*

M’gido

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kungpowcosplay:

Thank you so much siffy you are amazing!

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