grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs
i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy
- soothe your boobs
- de-stress your breasts
- undo the calamity that is your mammaries
- adjust your bust before it combusts
I also like:
- give that chest a rest
- hakuna your tatas
don’t have a rack attack
no thank you
GOOD FUCKING BYE TO THAT
Moment of appreciation for Sollux’s taste in adorable girls that are absolutely off their proverbial rockers.
So funny story about this character. When I was young I got really confused watching watching this character because I wanted to know wether it was a boy or a girl, I was little I didn’t mean to offend anyone. So it made me upset ad I asked my dad one day if he was a boy then why was he wearing girls clothes and if it was a girl ten why did they have facial hair. So my dad watched the t.v show with me for a bit and concluded with a “Tiffaney sometimes people want to be both a boy and a girl, sometimes girls can be boys and boys can be girls. And that’s cool because that’s what they want to do”.
Totally True Homestuck Fact #1010: Terezi can magically grow eyebrows when threatened.
MOMO WHAT ARE YOU DOING, HOLY SHIT
Madoka walks into a bar and hits her head.
She apologizes at once to the bar.
Sayaka walks into a bar and hits her head.
To be fair, she cuts the bar in half in the name of justice.
Homura walks into a bar and hits her head.
Crap. Gotta go back in time now.
Kyoko walks into a bar and hits her head.
She eats the bar.
Mami walks into a bar and hits her head.
Haha. Just kidding.
Happy prerelease! xoxoxo
Thank you so much siffy you are amazing!